Friday, July 1, 2011

The Ladies Room

First off, let me just say that there is nothing more important than how far away you are from the ladies room!  Not only is it necessary, but it's a great gathering place for ladies to chit chat about stuff while they fix their hair and makeup and such stuff.

That being said, I will now tell you that the 19 foot condo has no ladies room.  The ladies room is in a building about 150 feet from the condo, which isn't too far....assuming you don't have to go so bad that you have to walk with your legs crossed to get there.  It's clean and always cool in there too.  Well lit with 2 "necessary" stalls and 3 showers.  The last one works the best!

Then there is the work trailer, no ladies room, and in fact no ladies room closer than 2 miles away!  Ok, I take that back, there is a...not sure what you would call it, I believe it is supposed to be a porta potty, but I can't confirm since the smell keeps me from going within 50 feet of it.  Hard, tough men have advised me against going any closer, and I for one believe them and will never open the door!  So, when I need the ladies room, I run out to my car, drive 2 miles to the "ladies only please" Porta potty down the road, which IS clean, or to the nearest gas station depending on if I also need anything else. 

Once upon a time, I was never any further than 25 feet from a ladies room....oh, those were the days!  One of the guys did suggest depends, but I'm not quite at that stage yet, I have some dignity left, although in the middle of the night, when the trees look closer than the ladies room, I have considered other options. 

Dear Ladies, be thankful for your ladies rooms!  And when your in there, think of the less fortunate me....